Sometime Last Week

See… this is how it all went down

It was last Friday…no, sat. night
And I was across town
To catch this cat, D.J. Brown
With some buds
Over at the Buddha club.
Now I was feelin’ cool
And they was feelin’ it too
So needless to say we walked
Through them doors
Like we owned the place.
As soon as my soles hit the dance floor
My soul found solace in the
Wherefore…
Therefore…
If your tryin’ to mentally Kodak this scene
It’s all about me doin’ my thing.
But after a few hours I was getting a bit tired
So I decided to chill and grab a drink
But ya’ll know I don’t really
Drink Drink
…not since that one time when I almost lost my head
Um, forgive me, sometimes my tangents can run a little
Rampade.
Back to last Saturday, wait, Fri, night
remember DJ Brown was the name of the dude spinnin’
I was on the couch illin’
When this girl, scuse me…woman, walked by and was like “hi”
And I was like “bye, bye”
Because she was blocking my view
From a girl…darn it to beans! WOMAN, I thought I knew.
Been seein' in my dreams since about 15
Brown eyes and
Long hair
And what a figure
Dude I swear!
Now as soon as I caught that fast cat
To get my tongue back
I made my way over to where she sat
She was stirring her drink looking bored
“Hi, my name is Diggy” longing to be a castaway
Among your shores.”
Did I mention before that she was stirring her drink looking bored?…
Well nothing changed in this picture frame
Clearly she wasn’t hip to my game.
So I came with my simple family given first name
Perry
Figuring it couldn’t hurt to see if the subtle approach
really did work.
This time she took my hand
Her’s was
Diane
And I asked her to dance
That was the sum of my plan.
But as if it were fate
DJ Brown took a break
And she said she don’t
Dance to anything fake
(thanks P-Diddy for writing rhymes
And creating beats that make people
Want to fall a sleep).
So I ordered a drink…
Not a drink drink
It was straight cranberry juice
And to my surprise she ordered one too
Man, this chick is cool!
She was in the middle of med school
So busy that her friends had to force her
To come…
“they say I forgot how to have fun,
But it’s just that I’m always so under the
Gun!”
“Well leave it to me
And I’ll take care of thee
(I know…thee…but I gotta’ do the best I can to keep the rhyme clean).
DJ Browns break was finally through
So I took her hand and we danced until two
I was falling in love
And the bug bit her too
Seems like my dreams were finally about to
Come true.
She went to the bathroom and asked me to wait
So I sat by the door and ordered a Mikes Lemonade
And waited
And waited
And waited
Oh my Lord! What happened to that girl!
I asked another chick to check for me
And she said “aint nobody in there...the stahls are all empty."
Suddenly I started to scream
At the sudden lost of the girl of my dreams.
From the distance I could hear someone that sounded like
My buddy Ryan
Cryin’ and laughin’
“Wake Up! Wake UP!”
AAAWWWEEE Shucks
Turns out this whole thing was thought up
In the car all my friends were like…
“SEE! This is what happens when you
DRINK DRINK...and it goes too far!”

And that’s the story of what went down last Saturday., man…where’s my head?
It was THURSDAY night.